Looking for a couple of fics plus one sequel

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I’m looking for a couple of stories that I’m pretty sure I had read online.

I remember very little details on the first story … all I can recall is the ending where Doyle demands from Cowley that he needs to take a bathroom break, or else he would resign from CI5 immediately. Not much detail to go on, I’m afraid.

The second story is where Bodie is the head of CI5. One day he and Doyle read in the newspaper a recruitment advertisement for MI6 (?). I believe there was a sequel where Doyle uses Bodie’s mobile phone to play a trick on the head of MI6. I think I may have read these as PDFs.

Does anyone know these stories and where I can find them? Thanks!