Can't find story with quote about 'two hands on the wheel at all times'

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I have tried searching the text of the CD for variations on this, but I am looking for a story in which there's a line similar to this.

'Two hands on the wheel at all times,' quoted Bodie, in a (something) imitation of a police driving instructor.'

It might have been 'parroted Bodie' or 'Both hands', and the further down the sentence I get, the less sure I am about the exact words. I would have expected 'hands on the wheel' to be findable on the CD, so I am wondering whether the text is in a PDF (one of the Obliques perhaps) or whether I am remembering it from something in an Unprofessional Conduct. I thought it was a Sebastian story, but if so, I can't find it.